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Bimbette: What's the plural of 'Jesus'? Jesuses? Jesi?

Friend: Why would you ever need to pluralize 'Jesus'? There's only one!

Bimbette: Well, like, if you were at a Halloween party or something and you had to tell your friend 'There were, like, eight Jesi at the party last night!'

Friend: Just stop talking.